SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR:
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through--
SOLDIER #1:
Where'd you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR:
We found them.
SOLDIER #1:
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR:
What do you mean?
SOLDIER #1:
Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR:
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER #1:
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
ARTHUR:
Please!
SOLDIER #1:
Am I right?
ARTHUR:
I'm not interested!
SOLDIER #2:
It could be carried by an African swallow!
SOLDIER #1:
Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
ARTHUR:
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
SOLDIER #1:
But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
SOLDIER #2:
Oh, yeah.
SOLDIER #1:
So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
[clop clop clop]
SOLDIER #2:
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
SOLDIER #1:
No, they'd have to have it on a line.
SOLDIER #2:
Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
SOLDIER #1:
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
SOLDIER #2:
Well, why not?

Monty Python

I WIN

are you suggesting posts migrate!?

I don't know if they migrate. Do they? Or are we all just "nuts"?

hmm, sometimes they migrate. i know my post count can migrate to where i'd like it to - but i'll play fair for chris' sake. :P

Who need to play fair. It's only cheating if you get caught. And like I've been told before, if ya aint cheatin ya aint tryin.

all's well that ends well!! :P

I guess in retro-thought, it's not about who wins, but how you play the game. And if you're playing fair, then that is ok. I'm still beating him at posts per day.

hahahahahha

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Originally posted by Trailbst
I guess in retro-thought, it's not about who wins, but how you play the game. And if you're playing fair, then that is ok. I'm still beating him at posts per day.

hahahahahha

:D :D :D :D :D :D

I like how you talk . . . like I cant see what your saying :P

Keep up the good work

You and I both know that if I didn't want you to see it, I would send private messages, but i'm not.

I'll tell the whole world.....

I'M WINNING!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

LOL

Booooooooo b

well . . . you have to sleep sometime :P

Not necessarily true. I will be a daddy tomorrow, so I'll be up at all times of the night. LOL LOL LOL

CONGRATS!!!!!!

Thanks Sarah. Woke up this morning, couldn't get back to sleep, Anxious. So i'm sitting here doin' a little posting. I'll post some pics, when I get home later.