YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
:yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

Guess what I got? I'm so excited!!!

I'll give you a hint . . . its not a TJ and it came in the mail

any Guesses?

a sealer!?

nope

sarah's cali jeep adventure mailer?

Originally posted by bacon
sarah's cali jeep adventure mailer?

Nope

inflatable sheep? :eek:

Originally posted by RatherBeJeeping
inflatable sheep? :eek:
Nope . . . but that would be nice :D ;)

It's the bufu apron!!! LMAO...that's really sick chris....

Originally posted by rick
It's the bufu apron!!! LMAO...that's really sick chris....
No, but that reminds me, I need to buy one of those

MJR boxers?

Originally posted by sarah
MJR boxers?
Nope

I would buy some, but that damn coupon expired. I'm cheap

i'm bored. i don't want to play anymore. you took all of the fun out of it.

Originally posted by sarah
i'm bored. i don't want to play anymore. you took all of the fun out of it.
:( :( I'm Sowry

GUESS DAMN IT!!!:D :P ;)

Originally posted by Trailbst
Chris, was it a coupon for a free enigma??
Nope

Victoria Secret or Fredrick's of Hollywood Catalog?

Originally posted by Gypsy
Victoria Secret or Fredrick's of Hollywood Catalog?

I WISH

Originally posted by Trailbst
I know, it was an offer for a "trial" frontal labotomy........:D

and if I dont like it . . . TOO BAD!!:P

my best guess: the title/bill of sale for your new rig :D

Originally posted by cbremer
my best guess: the title/bill of sale for your new rig :D

Nope, but that is in the mail as we speak:D

beastiality weekly?

Originally posted by NAILER341
beastiality weekly?

COD



no

A new welder??? Heheheheh.... :shades:

Originally posted by Trailbst
Mail order Russion Bride??

No . . . although . . . :D

Originally posted by rick
A new welder??? Heheheheh.... :shades:

Nope

Another hint: It's a letter:yawn:

Originally posted by Trailbst
a bottle of P??

a bumble B??

a T-shirt??

no

no

no

:D :rolleyes:

Come on, its not that hard . . . is it. Any more hints?

I guess people are getting tired of this :( Another hint:
I can't throw this letter away.

Hmmmmm, what could it be?:confused:

jury duty?!

YAY ERIK, you prevert, post editing bastard :D you got it, but can you guess when it is?

it has to be for the 18th or so of jul;y... that is when you would most like to have it happen..
oh, and it is for some long drawn out compton murder, and they are going to give you $5.000 per day... oh, one more thing... if you decide to write a book about it, no one will buy it because the murderer is someone no one ever heard of:P :D :sarah:

Originally posted by NAILER341
it has to be for the 18th or so of jul;y... that is when you would most like to have it happen..
oh, and it is for some long drawn out compton murder, and they are going to give you $5.000 per day... oh, one more thing... if you decide to write a book about it, no one will buy it because the murderer is someone no one ever heard of:P :D :sarah:

Ehh, close. The 14th of July. 4 days befor the Rubicon . . . Aint it cool

well... you can get out of it...
i'll tell you how.

oh no chris! you're going to miss the rubicon! ask rick how many days he was at jury duty ... sorry mang, we'll miss ya. :(

Originally posted by sarah
oh no chris! you're going to miss the rubicon! ask rick how many days he was at jury duty ... sorry mang, we'll miss ya. :(
Screw THAT!!! I'm not missing this damn trip, not for anything. Those lousy bastards will be sorry they picked my fat arse to serve jury duty

sons a bitches:mad:

HEY RICK!!!! How many days did you serve?

Dude, jury duty is so easy to get out of. They tried to seat me on 2 juries last time I went. The first was for a carjacking/kidnapping/attempted murder trail....the defense team booted me off the jury when they found out my dad was kidnapped at gunpoint when I was 12 years old. The next jury they tried to seat me on was a murder trial that was expected to last 2 weeks. The defense team booted me when they found out I was starting school in 2 weeks, they thought that if the trail went longer than expected, I would do whatever I had to do in order to end the trail so I could get to school.

Originally posted by Dukes69
Screw THAT!!! I'm not missing this damn trip, not for anything. Those lousy bastards will be sorry they picked my fat arse to serve jury duty

sons a bitches:mad:

HEY RICK!!!! How many days did you serve?

I have never gone because am in school when they want me. lol I just tell them am in school that time. which has been true.

Originally posted by TACOJ-7
I have never gone because am in school when they want me. lol I just tell them am in school that time. which has been true.

Tried that, didnt work. School is not a valid excuse anymore

Originally posted by Dukes69
Tried that, didnt work. School is not a valid excuse anymore

always worked for me lol.

Originally posted by Dukes69
Tried that, didnt work. School is not a valid excuse anymore

If I remember right on the list, if you are a student check here lol.

Originally posted by TACOJ-7
If I remember right on the list, if you are a student check here lol.

Its changed. Its said specifically that being a student is not a valid excuse

They changed alot last year (or was it the year before). They will get at least one day out of you. Even judges can't get out of it now.

Chris, when you go in, ask them for a postponement for 2 weeks. Several people had legitamate reasons for needing one last time I went (vacation qualifies--remember, you are not trying to get out of it, just more it to a better time), they are more flexible if you appear to be trying to make it work rather than getting out of it all together. Just be honest with them, tell them you are going to be out of town on vacation, and it is too late to ask the rest of the group to postpone the trip. Add that you'll be happy to come in and serve at a later time (suggest a reasonable time frame). Of course, you should be polite and not tell them that they all suck balls when you first talk to them (no matter how you really feel :D ).

If all else fails, make it seem like you would be a bad choice to sit on the jury. That is how I got out of it last time. Just don't lie to them.

edit--As I recall, being a student IS a valid excuse, if school is in session during the time you are supposed to serve. So unless you are going to summer school, then that won't help you.

Originally posted by goodtimes
They changed alot last year (or was it the year before). They will get at least one day out of you. Even judges can't get out of it now.

Chris, when you go in, ask them for a postponement for 2 weeks. Several people had legitamate reasons for needing one last time I went (vacation qualifies--remember, you are not trying to get out of it, just more it to a better time), they are more flexible if you appear to be trying to make it work rather than getting out of it all together. Just be honest with them, tell them you are going to be out of town on vacation, and it is too late to ask the rest of the group to postpone the trip. Add that you'll be happy to come in and serve at a later time (suggest a reasonable time frame). Of course, you should be polite and not tell them that they all suck balls when you first talk to them (no matter how you really feel :D ).

If all else fails, make it seem like you would be a bad choice to sit on the jury. That is how I got out of it last time. Just don't lie to them.

edit--As I recall, being a student IS a valid excuse, if school is in session during the time you are supposed to serve. So unless you are going to summer school, then that won't help you.

I already postponed it. Matbe I'll just toss um a bunch of crap and see it they bite. man this sucks

So the july date is the "postponed to" date?

That sucks.

Well, I guess if worse comes to worse, we'll send you pictures.:P

Originally posted by goodtimes
So the july date is the "postponed to" date?

That sucks.

Well, I guess if worse comes to worse, we'll send you pictures.:P

Yes this is the postponed date. Pictures are not an option. I AM going on this trip, whos gunna stop me? The government, laughable :P :D

Originally posted by Trailbst
Why do I get the feeling that you say a prayer everynight, thanking God (insert your personal preference here) that there isn't a draft anymore. LOL I can just see you in cammies now, with a big old wet spot on your ass from sweating LOL J/K

Love ya man! Good luck with the jury duty thing.

Actually, I dont. Serving my country and serving jury duty cant really be compared, IMO. If there was a draft, and I got called to duty, I would serve my county.

And the wet spot isnt from sweat . . . depends :D

Originally posted by Dukes69
Actually, I dont. Serving my country and serving jury duty cant really be compared, IMO. If there was a draft, and I got called to duty, I would serve my county.

And the wet spot isnt from sweat . . . depends :D


Run and see where thats gets you!

Originally posted by TACOJ-7
Run and see where thats going to get you!

:confused:

ehhhh.... i got called a while ago... postponed... postponed... didn't show up on my date... they sent me a nasty letter a couple weeks later telling me i MUST go on a certain date or there would be a bench warrant issued.

you might try that approach, but i know thy've really cracked down on people serving when they're supposed to. my experience was before the 'one-day, one-trial' program was started.

Originally posted by cbremer
ehhhh.... i got called a while ago... postponed... postponed... didn't show up on my date... they sent me a nasty letter a couple weeks later telling me i MUST go on a certain date or there would be a bench warrant issued.

you might try that approach, but i know thy've really cracked down on people serving when they're supposed to. my experience was before the 'one-day, one-trial' program was started.

sooo . . . just blow it off? I can do that :D

Originally posted by Dukes69
sooo . . . just blow it off? I can do that :D

yup, basically...

someone i work with used her postponements (the automated ones on 800-srv-jury), but needed to postpone again... she talked to a real live person and asked for another postponement and they said OK and didn't even give her a hard time about it. i think you're limited to 2 postponements throught the automated service, but if you talk to a real person (and ask NICELY! :D ) they'll grant you another. remember- we don't want to be on a jury and see you sitting at the defense table :D

chris.. do what i told you mang... after the postponements :)

Take some alka-seltzer with you...whenever they call you to seat you on a jury, pop one in your mouth and start muttering things like "hang them all!" and "they're all guilty....send them to the chair"....it may not get you out of it, but it sure would look cool!:D

I'm at a loss guys.

On one hand, if I call in and ask for another postponment, they will know I have gotten the letter. Now if I just skip it and let them send me a nasty letter, I can live with that. Ya know, there is alot of mail theft here in the PV :D

Mail theft huh? I thought I was the only one who has that problem. Of course I live a little farther down the hill than you do, (so it is expected down here). Well, ok, I live ALOT farther down the hill......3 more blocks and I would fall off the hill.....then I'd be all wet, and that would suck almost as bad as jury duty.

Originally posted by goodtimes
Mail theft huh? I thought I was the only one who has that problem. Of course I live a little farther down the hill than you do, (so it is expected down here). Well, ok, I live ALOT farther down the hill......3 more blocks and I would fall off the hill.....then I'd be all wet, and that would suck almost as bad as jury duty.


And you never even stop by to say "Hi":( You're just as bad as Chuck :P

Yeah, mail theft. My sister got her tax return stolen, that was a bummer.

Originally posted by Dukes69
[B]And you never even stop by to say "Hi":( You're just as bad as Chuck :P

Yea, well, uh....the hill is kinda big, and I don't know what part of it you are on. I do get a good view of it a couple times each week as I paddle around it, but I never see anyone (of course, I am 1/4 - 1/2 mile off shore :rolleyes: ). Isn't Chuck over on the other side (Torrance or Lomita, or something like that???). I've seen someone else on this board from 'Pedro too.....

chris is in pv too... lookin down on the poor folk... you know :)

Originally posted by goodtimes
Yea, well, uh....the hill is kinda big, and I don't know what part of it you are on. I do get a good view of it a couple times each week as I paddle around it, but I never see anyone (of course, I am 1/4 - 1/2 mile off shore :rolleyes: ). Isn't Chuck over on the other side (Torrance or Lomita, or something like that???). I've seen someone else on this board from 'Pedro too.....

Hmmm, 1/4-1/2 miles out ehh . . . :confused: ok
Chuck was in Lomita, now in Redondo. RatherbeJeeping is in Pedro.

I'm over by the corner of Crenshaw and PV Dr N.

Originally posted by Dukes69
And you never even stop by to say "Hi":( You're just as bad as Chuck :P



oh chris, dont feel bad! i mentally flip you off every day on the drive home from work :D :P

and i am now in the RB... within spitting distance of 190th & Anza (go me!)

Originally posted by cbremer
oh chris, dont feel bad! i mentally flip you off every day on the drive home from work :D :P

and i am now in the RB... within spitting distance of 190th & Anza (go me!)

YAY, rock on and on.

I have decided . . . I'm just going to ignore this letter and see what happnes. I'm NOT missing this trip!

I got an automated call last night, ummmm, reminding me of the date and stuff, I guess. I hung up . . . TAKE THAT!!! I dont listen to recordings, no matter what. :D

Actually NO, nevermind. I never recieved a phone call . . . I don't know what you're talking about. :P

this thread is evidence... delete it now!!!

:eek:

omg i'm going to pee ........ bahhaha chris you crack me up

lol!
just do what i told ya'

Do tell Erik...enquiring minds wanna know...WE wanna know!

i dont want to post it.. not exactly p.c. :)

knowing you...and Chris, I probably have a pretty good idea...:eek: :rolleyes:

yea.. you can likely guess. for me.. just words. no emotion:)

naa, they can come and get me if they want me :eek: