A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Santa speech."

At seven, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny' speech."

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no tooth fairy speech."

"If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

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that is to funny

Is it true, grown-ups dont get laid?!?!?! I feel as though I have been cheated.

That is way too funny!! Now some grown ups don't get laid, but there are others that do! Like Me!!!

That is way too funny!! Now some grown ups don't get laid, but there are others that do! Like Me!!!
TMI!

Ahhhh, my virgin ears!!! ::runs away and hides::

TMI!

Sorry! :D

no wonder you have all of those kids running around! :haha:

no wonder you have all of those kids running around! :haha:

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Im a adult and I used to get laid, My wife and I got into a argument and she said I better knock my :poop: Off or she was gonna cut me off, I told her she's gotta figure out where im getting it first!!! :eek:

Im a adult and I used to get laid, My wife and I got into a argument and she said I better knock my :poop: Off or she was gonna cut me off, I told her she's gotta figure out where im getting it first!!! :eek:

ROFL!!!!!!

The only time I get laid is when I am at home on the internet. "Internet porn. The art of one handed typing."... Oh by the way I am at work so dont worry.