Potatoes

[paulhead]

Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Hold on......





It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO

[goodtimes]

Hey C-span, this thread has your name all over it!!!!! :good:

(it's a moab thing, you had to be there in '02)

[Dukes69]

what does seabass have to do with this?

Does he wear said sticker? :D

[seapahn]

There is absolutely no connection what so ever here ... now move along ... that's a great joke!!! hahahahaha ... see, I get it! It's funny. hahahahahaa.... excellent joke. :)

[goodtimes]

'bout time. :P :D

[sarah]

There is absolutely no connection what so ever here ... now move along ... that's a great joke!!! hahahahaha ... see, I get it! It's funny. hahahahahaa.... excellent joke. :)
hmm, funny joke paul, and seabass, you're acting kind of suspicious!!
hehe :P :D :)

[paulhead]

:confused:

[seapahn]

hmm, funny joke paul, and seabass, you're acting kind of suspicious!! hehe :P :D :)

The important thing here is that I got the joke! and it didn't take me long at all and no one had to explain it to me ;) :D


'bout time. :P :D
Hey, some people are just slow sometimes ... it's not nice making fun of them. :doh

[JeepGal]

its ok SeaMonkey...we understand. Everythings going to be OOOOOOO-KAY...

We love you.

Tam :)

[seapahn]

Thanks Tam! Somehow all of a sudden I don't mind the SeaMonkey comment anymore!!! :)

[JeepGal]

<GROUP HUGS>

[goodtimes]

Thanks Tam! Somehow all of a sudden I don't mind the SeaMonkey comment anymore!!! :)

Do we need to import your avatar from the other board???

[sarah]

Do we need to import your avatar from the other board???
i will accept the mission! tell me where?
:D
:hijack:

[seapahn]

Goodtimes, don't make me start telling stories about how you like to hang out with guys carrying purses in front of bikers now ..

... and Sarah, I thought you of all people would be on my side!

[NAILER341]

so what is all this talk about sea slug being a "HO"? :eek:

[sarah]

Goodtimes, don't make me start telling stories about how you like to hang out with guys carrying purses in front of bikers now ..

... and Sarah, I thought you of all people would be on my side!
purses!? what?!

don't worry seaphan, it's a term of endearment. look at what we put aston through :P hehe

[goodtimes]

Sea Slug, I'll defend my position against yours any day. Hell, I'll even tell the "purse story"...but you have to go up to the Moab thread and explain the boy band story....

The purse story:

I was running a trail up in Florence Junction (Martinez Mine loop). We decided to take the alternate exit through Box canyon. Along the way, my passenger and I see a small black purse laying on the side of the trail. So we stop and pick it up. Along the way back to town, Darin (my passenger...who is a rather large fellow), looks through the purse for some hint of who it belongs to. While he didn't find any ID, he did find some pictures and a cell phone. The back of one of the pictures was labeled "Tom's race jeep" (don't recall his actual name)...we had seen this jeep earlier in the day. So Darin goes through the phone book stored in the cell phone, and finds "Tom's" number, and calls him. Short conversation later, it is agreed that we will leave the purse at the gas station in Flornece (which is across the street from the state prison), with the attendant (there was no money or CC's inside). Well, we pull up to the gas station, and while I air up, Darin takes the purse inside. The problem arises when Darin is 1/2 way across the parking lot....The local biker club pulls in! Now imagine this....(bald and heavy set) Darin is walking across the parking lot carrying a little black purse...and has to walk right down the middle of the biker gang, while across the street from the prison! Darin was scared, the rest of us were laughing our butts off!

Ok, sea-urchin, whats your story????

[sarah]

that's a good one, goodtimes!! hahaah!

[aston]

purses!? what?!

don't worry seaphan, it's a term of endearment. look at what we put aston through :P hehe

AH - HAH!

I knew you had something to do with it.

[sarah]

AH - HAH!

I knew you had something to do with it.
maybe a little something, but i was definitely not the genius behind this one :P