2 Hikers

[suicideking]

Two men are hiking up a mountain. One of them goes to take a leak and gets bitten on his privates by a rattle snake. His friend tells him to stay there, he'll go get help, I saw a doctors office at the bottom of the mountain!

So he runs down the mountain and finds the doctor. He asks him to come help. The doctor says he's on his way to play some golf, so can't go help. Tells him it's easy: All you have to do is suck the venom from the wound.

Friend runs back up the mountain and finds his wounded buddy lying on the ground. He asks: What did the doctor say?

He said you're going to die!

[RAT]

Two men are hiking up a mountain. One of them goes to take a leak and gets bitten on his privates by a rattle snake. His friend tells him to stay there, he'll go get help, I saw a doctors office at the bottom of the mountain!

So he runs down the mountain and finds the doctor. He asks him to come help. The doctor says he's on his way to play some golf, so can't go help. Tells him it's easy: All you have to do is suck the venom from the wound.

Friend runs back up the mountain and finds his wounded buddy lying on the ground. He asks: What did the doctor say?

He said you're going to die!

A classic. I almost had that happen yesterday... :0

[FishPOET]

A classic. I almost had that happen yesterday... :0

And we all let you know what your outcome would be

[suicideking]

Yeah, I figured this would be the time of year when the snakes start waking up and getting hungry. A snake stick my be a good thing to keep in the tools.

Where did you see one?

[USMC 0369]

I thought you almost got bit in the HAND! Yikes it would have sucked to watch you die bro!

[RAT]

I thought you almost got bit in the HAND! Yikes it would have sucked to watch you die bro!

somehow I think you would be poking me with a stick the whole time, just to make sure....

[mybrokenjeep]

somehow I think you would be poking me with a stick the whole time, just to make sure....

You were almost bit by a rattler on Holcomb?

[Roger]

Rat, if you die from a snake bite, I got dibs on your Jeep.

[I H8RDS]

Roger, you can have the Jeep...but I think you'll find all the parts on mine hehe

[RAT]

Yes. Climbing up a steep hill I put my hand down next to a rock and right on top of a little bitty western DB. He shore was purty. Didn't rattle or strike, probably cuz I moved at the speed of light when I realized what was going on. I moved him over to the rock, he crawled under it and I went on my way. Heart rate of 120...

[RAT]

Hate to tell you guys, but when I die, my Jeep goes with me. How else am I supposed to get around down there after all?

[I H8RDS]

Hate to tell you guys, but when I die, my Jeep goes with me. How else am I supposed to get around down there after all?

Don't forget.. You'll need it there..

[TipsE-Z]

What tires are best for all that Heavenly white fluffy stuff anyways?

[RAT]

What tires are best for all that Heavenly white fluffy stuff anyways?

54" MTR Stickies, of course

[TipsE-Z]

54" MTR Stickies, of course

I need more lift...